For my records as a mommy

Stats: I should follow along with my friend Val and do monthly stats, but I dont keep up that well. This blog is the only baby book he will have. So with him being 2 almost 2 and 1/2 his vocab is hilarious! He is now talking full sentences. Cracks me up! Things he says or does
1. We were at a birthday party and he turns to this little girl with shorts on and says " Ah you bwoke your pants?" hilarious...
2. He is fluent with the "S" word, "F" word and some choice others..oops!
3. He has all teeth that are possible at his age
4. His favorite song is "Single Ladies" by Beyonce he sings Oh Oh Oh, all the single ladies...
5. He kisses my cheeks, eyeglass lenses, forhead and both my hands before I drop him off at daycare.
6. His girlfriend is Dora the Explorer and I am ready for him to move on already...
7. He thinks I broke my car because I sold it.
8. He hates shoes like his mommy
9. He loves bannanas, apple juice, dr pepper, really all foods please him.
10. He calls donuts...donts
11. He says "I wub you mommy"
12. He calls himself Bubba
13. He is well aware of his tallywhacker
14. He will never turn down a hot wheels car from walmart good thing they are .97
15. He has to sleep with his lamb, dinosaur, sometimes a car and a dallas cowboys football.
16. He loves bath time
17. He has become more independent by the day
18. He CANopen the fridge and loads clothes into the dryer
19. He catches and throws very well, thats his daddy in him.
20. He is still a good sleeper from 630pm to 630-7 am...gotta love it!