Today I discovered I am the 2nd biggest nerd and actually that means I am normal and everyone else is weird! Julisa and I have really made a ritual of lunch dates which explains the weight! We have the best drives when its nice out and the radio is blarring...Here is what we saw today:
A man in his 50's trying to pimp his Harley in brown loafers..."Julisa says what would happen if I jumped out and jumped on the motorcycle" don't think we didn't think about it.
A license plate that read Dr. Joe and it had a wheelchair emblem...seems reliable if you need help on the road right? Mind you we have made up a story that the wheelchair incident probably occurred over a disgruntle patient
I found today that if Julisa is in the back operatory with the high suction on and no patient it means BAD GAS!!!
We have 2 bus fulls of UMKC dental students coming to see our office tonight. Julisa being single brought her make-up!
Work is my happy place, not that home isn't but this is well....my home away from home, some have a resort or the lake of the Ozarks mine is work.
Oh...Julisa stabbed herself in the hand Tuesday (while I was out sick with Bubba) in the dental lab with a rusty lab knife...cause Doc is OLD! Which resulted in a visit to St. Lukes ER 3 stitches and a tetanus shot in her OPRAH arm! She has now discovered two zits and just jacked herself in the face with the broomstick while trying to clean the office for the UMKC students.......mind you she has a 1st date Saturday!
We have a ball pretty much Mon-Thursday and in this case I will see her tomm as well. Good times!!!
PS: Added about 20minutes after original posting. Im in the kitchen at work, and Julisa is cleaning..opens a drawer to show me where she stuck all the shit that was on the table, HEY she cleans like I do at home!!! I get attacked with Lotion. What the hell????? She has shoved a lotion bottle in there and when she shuts the drawer SQUIRT!!!! out come JERGENS!!! All over my black pants...DO YOU HAVE A VISUAL YET????
Welcome to my world!
You are so stinking hilareous!! I wish my work was so much fun, I guess if I worked with you everyday it would be :) thanks for the thursday afternoon giggles.
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