I try to tell short stories regarding funny, random things that come out of Dalton's mouth. For example I was mimicking Dalton's whiny behavior the other day using a whiny baby voice and he really told me I was special. Really? Special?? I cracked up! How about when I ask him or actually "tell" him to pick up his hot wheels (mind you those things flippin hurt when you step on them. I'd rather step on Barbie clothes...sigh) and he really replies with "your joking me mom, or your kidding me mom?" in question form. "No, really pick up your toys!" then he will say "I just kidding you" Its complete circles of conversation the entire time and he mostly has me pulled in and being ornery right back.
He has started this new thing of showering by himself. I start the water, he steps in, he loofahs up with his baby wash, scrubs his hair and tally whacker, and then rinses off, I turn the water off HE opens the door, steps out and I have the towel ready. NOT KIDDING! So I took a picture of him in the shower last night, of course I asked him to cover his goods and he did. However I am not comfy with posting the pic. He is just to big!
Then last night he came out of his room and stated he was and I quote "sporting new glasses" which are the stickers on his eyes...Seriously, where does he get this stuff? His parents are really normal I swear ;)
I also caught him yesterday in his room rocking out, his hips movin and groovin and his arms swinging and I asked him what he was doing..he replied "Rockin my dance moves" He is so darn goofy! Oh and he macks on little and older girls. He actually wooed one lookin like scuba steve, in his spiderman swim trunks and a non-matching green and yellow striped shirt. It must be the eyes. LOL
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