OK for all you who don't know. This is Julisa! She is our assistant and she is HILARIOUS! So I want to tell you about our lunch yesterday. I laugh all the time yes, but yesterday I almost wet my pants. We decided after much thought that we would go to Sweet Tomatoes for lunch. We had to pay 12.00 for a buffet and lunch and after soup and salad I was stuffed. Julisa though, she got her 12.00 worth. She comes to table with 4 muffins on a plate, I leave the table to get dessert only to come back and all the muffins are gone...she then adds two brownies and a cinnamon muffin to HER PURSE!!! She was "hoe baggin" the buffet table!
I have to back up a little....the sweater she is wearing is a sweater we found hanging in the back that I think our 60 year old receptionist left here!!! She wore it out! I about died!
We give Julisa so much shit about her age because if you were to guess it would be like anywhere from 18-26.....right? nope she is 33 years old.
so with that being said we are then on our way home and she asks if her box of kleenex is in the back of the car and I am like no I don't see anything then I find it at my feet and she sets it right up on the dash...just like something she does normally and it hits me she looks like a GRANDMA big time in the dead lady looking sweater and a BOX of kleenex on the dash which she thinks she should VELCRO on. Then she goes and puts kleenex down her sleeves just like OLD LADIES do!
OMG! I was dying and she was crying!
Needless to say I am laughing writing this and I know..you should have been there to really get it, but my job consists of ONLY humor and fun. Thought I would just share a single day or single hour with you.
is that baby here yet????????????
ReplyDeleteOkay that was the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time. I seriously was laughing out loud! you are so-o freaking funny, and it sounds like she's great to work with! Thanks for sharing! I like never get on here, but I wanted to stop by and check in! =) Royal
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